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Arkster ([personal profile] arkster) wrote2010-05-22 02:33 am
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Urgent queries round x15

Why does Kanji keep a salt shaker in his back pocket?
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[identity profile] arks.livejournal.com 2010-05-22 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Science? Kanji?

Nooo, I think it's for watermelon.

Or possibly arts and crafts.

[identity profile] coppelius.livejournal.com 2010-05-22 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah. Theory.

Fact: Kanji is hungry all of the time.

Also Fact: The food made available to him by his friends and acquaintances may very well not be edible.

Problem: How will he eat food if it is not edible?

Solution: Add salt!

Result: Pocket salt.

[identity profile] arks.livejournal.com 2010-05-22 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
. . . I think you're on to something.

Fifteen years later, Kanji dies of a heart attack. If only he'd used pepper.

[identity profile] calligraphe.livejournal.com 2010-05-22 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
It's probably quantum. Or magnets! Maybe both.

[identity profile] arks.livejournal.com 2010-05-22 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
wait what are the conductive properties of salt

[identity profile] ezelek.livejournal.com 2010-05-23 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Secret wizardy and/or salt for snails.

May also be used on people, but nobody feels good about salting another person.

[identity profile] arks.livejournal.com 2010-05-23 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
O rly. Nobody?
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