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May
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22nd
,
2010
02:33 am
arkster
Why does Kanji keep a salt shaker in his back pocket?
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Date:
2010-05-22 02:24 pm (UTC)
From:
coppelius.livejournal.com
Science.
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Date:
2010-05-22 02:26 pm (UTC)
From:
arks.livejournal.com
Science? Kanji?
Nooo, I think it's for watermelon.
Or possibly arts and crafts.
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Date:
2010-05-22 02:39 pm (UTC)
From:
coppelius.livejournal.com
Ah. Theory.
Fact: Kanji is hungry
all of the time
.
Also Fact: The food made available to him by his friends and acquaintances may very well not be edible.
Problem: How will he eat food if it is not edible?
Solution: Add salt!
Result: Pocket salt.
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Date:
2010-05-22 02:52 pm (UTC)
From:
arks.livejournal.com
. . . I think you're on to something.
Fifteen years later, Kanji dies of a heart attack. If only he'd used pepper.
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Date:
2010-05-22 02:45 pm (UTC)
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calligraphe.livejournal.com
It's probably quantum. Or magnets! Maybe both.
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Date:
2010-05-22 02:54 pm (UTC)
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arks.livejournal.com
wait what are the conductive properties of salt
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Date:
2010-05-23 03:36 am (UTC)
From:
ezelek.livejournal.com
Secret wizardy and/or salt for snails.
May also be used on people, but nobody feels good about salting another person.
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Date:
2010-05-23 02:18 pm (UTC)
From:
arks.livejournal.com
O rly. Nobody?
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Date: 2010-05-22 02:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-05-22 02:26 pm (UTC)Nooo, I think it's for watermelon.
Or possibly arts and crafts.
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Date: 2010-05-22 02:39 pm (UTC)Fact: Kanji is hungry all of the time.
Also Fact: The food made available to him by his friends and acquaintances may very well not be edible.
Problem: How will he eat food if it is not edible?
Solution: Add salt!
Result: Pocket salt.
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Date: 2010-05-22 02:52 pm (UTC)Fifteen years later, Kanji dies of a heart attack. If only he'd used pepper.
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Date: 2010-05-22 02:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-05-22 02:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-05-23 03:36 am (UTC)May also be used on people, but nobody feels good about salting another person.
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Date: 2010-05-23 02:18 pm (UTC)