MORNING WARM-UP
Dec. 11th, 2010 10:33 amI am sure this has already been fansubbed; don't care. This was my 20-minute warm-up this morning. Creative liberties have been taken; also don't care. The tradition of Phoenix Wright is to discard cross-language accuracy in favor of internal consistency + lulz.
Professor Layton vs. Ace Attorney: Trailer
Can be viewed on the second tab, right next to 'TOP', once you've dragged open the book. (The book is entitled 'The Witch Trial'.)
[Open scene: An old-timey courthouse.]
Layton: The perpetrator who's been using magic to throw the town into chaos... is you! [Dramatic point!]
Crowd: *gasp, murmur*
Clearly Innocent Girl: No. I'm not a witch.
Layton: Then how is it exactly that you knew the contents of a book you couldn't have read?
Phoenix: OBJECTION!
[dramatic point to end all dramatic points]
Professor, there's a gaping hole in your logic!
CUE TITLE:
PROFESSOR LAYTON
VS
ACE ATTORNEY
[MONTAGE OF EXPOSITIONAL SCENERY]
[Screen text]
A mysterious incident in Labyrinth City
Archaeologist versus lawyer
The two will take on the shocking case of
[Screen text, BURNING]
THE WITCH TRIAL
[Mob with torches chases CIG across a deserted plaza; she screams]
[Maya and Luke in a musty library; Luke reading]
Luke: Everything's turning out just like it says in the book.
Maya: [gasp] No way. That can't be possible!
[Old dude with a quill. DRAMATIC WRITING.]
The mastermind controlling the entire city
The ultimate culprit
~THE STORYTELLER~
[The woods]
CIG: I know I'll be killed. It was written in the Book.
Phoenix. We're not following some book's plotline.
Layton: Mr. Wright.
We may have committed a grave misunderstanding.
HERSHEL LAYTON
PHOENIX WRIGHT
The shocking collaboration
Layton: Upholding the law doesn't always mean the same as doing the right thing, Luke.
Phoenix: ... You know, I have to be honest. That top hat really does piss me off.
Professor Layton vs Ace Attorney
Level 5 x Capcom
The answer to the riddle will solve the contradiction
Professor Layton vs. Ace Attorney: Trailer
Can be viewed on the second tab, right next to 'TOP', once you've dragged open the book. (The book is entitled 'The Witch Trial'.)
[Open scene: An old-timey courthouse.]
Layton: The perpetrator who's been using magic to throw the town into chaos... is you! [Dramatic point!]
Crowd: *gasp, murmur*
Clearly Innocent Girl: No. I'm not a witch.
Layton: Then how is it exactly that you knew the contents of a book you couldn't have read?
Phoenix: OBJECTION!
[dramatic point to end all dramatic points]
Professor, there's a gaping hole in your logic!
CUE TITLE:
VS
ACE ATTORNEY
[MONTAGE OF EXPOSITIONAL SCENERY]
[Screen text]
A mysterious incident in Labyrinth City
Archaeologist versus lawyer
The two will take on the shocking case of
[Screen text, BURNING]
THE WITCH TRIAL
[Mob with torches chases CIG across a deserted plaza; she screams]
[Maya and Luke in a musty library; Luke reading]
Luke: Everything's turning out just like it says in the book.
Maya: [gasp] No way. That can't be possible!
[Old dude with a quill. DRAMATIC WRITING.]
The mastermind controlling the entire city
The ultimate culprit
~THE STORYTELLER~
[The woods]
CIG: I know I'll be killed. It was written in the Book.
Phoenix. We're not following some book's plotline.
Layton: Mr. Wright.
We may have committed a grave misunderstanding.
HERSHEL LAYTON
PHOENIX WRIGHT
The shocking collaboration
Layton: Upholding the law doesn't always mean the same as doing the right thing, Luke.
Phoenix: ... You know, I have to be honest. That top hat really does piss me off.
Level 5 x Capcom
The answer to the riddle will solve the contradiction
Excited! When will this come out?
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Date: 2010-12-12 05:26 pm (UTC)