Urgent queries round x15

[arkster]

Why does Kanji keep a salt shaker in his back pocket?

Comments

[arks.livejournal.com]

Science? Kanji?

Nooo, I think it's for watermelon.

Or possibly arts and crafts.

[coppelius.livejournal.com]

Ah. Theory.

Fact: Kanji is hungry all of the time.

Also Fact: The food made available to him by his friends and acquaintances may very well not be edible.

Problem: How will he eat food if it is not edible?

Solution: Add salt!

Result: Pocket salt.

[arks.livejournal.com]

. . . I think you're on to something.

Fifteen years later, Kanji dies of a heart attack. If only he'd used pepper.