Message to the members of #icybrian

Alright you FUCKERS, which one of you planted that worm in front of my bedroom door?

Because it was THERE.

BLACK.

WRITHING.

Turning OVER AND OVER.

(It turned out upon close examination to be a caterpillar. I picked it up with toilet paper and threw it outside. If I dream about EYES tonight, it's all your faults.)

(no subject)

Somebody rock with me

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE THE PRESIDENT TO CLOCK MAD DOUGH

p.s. It's a meme! Comment and tell me which FF character you think I resemble. ♥