arkster | INCOMING DOUJIN

This is the doujin I got at Otakon.

I am going to say A+ for HOT.

It is Luffy/Zoro. But clearly the artist has a soft spot for Sanji (even if she does think he wears lipstick.)

So yes, plot. Luffy has discovered a clear kiss mark in bright red lipstick on one of Zoro's shirts. OHNOES. (We are starting from the assumption that they are a couple.)

Nami: Well, it wasn't me. (I've no interest in poor men.)
Sanji: Wasn't me either! I didn't touch that.

Nami: (background) What?! ..... Sanji, do you wear lipstick!?
Sanji: (background) Only in imitation of your divinity, Nami my love~~ ♥
Luffy: So who WAS it, Zoro? (sniff) Just say it straight out, just say it and I won't get mad okay.
Zoro: ........

Zoro: I'm telling you straight out, I really don't know.
Luffy: Really---?
Zoro: If I don't remember getting lipstick on me, I sure as hell don't remember cheating on you!!
Nami: Well, since you say so...

She proceeds to hint that it was Vivi. By the time Zoro convinces Luffy that this is Not Possible, Sanji's had another bright idea.

Sanji: Hold on there, wait a sec.

Sanji: Just because it's lipstick doesn't mean it was a woman!!

Next panel, he implicates IGARAM. You can see their reactions. In the background of panel 3 Zoro has told Sanji he's fixated on older men, Sanji reacts far more virulently than strictly necessary, and meanwhile Luffy is liek WTF ZORO AHH WTF. Nami, on the other hand, has caught a whiff of mercury.

.....I won't spoil the ending for you. It's, it's too terrible. I had to look up a lot of kanji and now I wish I'd remained ignorant. That's all.

There is another short story, about expressions of affection, and a few 4-coma involving Luffy demanding a kiss after he's just eaten something completely disgusting. Apparently Zoro doesn't mind kissing grilled rat, but he draws the line at beetle maggots.

But never mind that okay just fucking look at this

I mean

jesus damn

I leave you with that.

p.s. if anyone wanted to make any sweet icons out of this (especially Sanji oh god the Sanji) I would totally make it worth your while.

*edit: Crossposted to