Meme ganked from zionga

[arkster]

Put your MP3 player on shuffle, and write down the first line of the first twenty songs. Post the poem that results. The first line of the twenty-first is the title.

Limited to English, and sometimes I stretched the one-line limit. The sheer proportion of English songs I have that are relentlessly silly may have biased the meme toward awesome. I claim full responsibility.


UH-oh~

Sharks gotta swim and bats gotta fly
Don't argue amongst yourselves
There were three men of Bristol City
Little did I know that day when I dropped off my resume

I just can't seem to find the words to tell you just how much you mean to me
Now it's time to die, you old hag.
He gets things rollin'!
What I want from you is empty your head

Brain wave main wave psycho got a high kick
Bat-maaaaaaan! Bat-maaaaaaaan!
If you visit American city you will find it very pretty
I think it's time to blow this thing

Oooohh Rufus Amos Adams was born in 1947
C'mere. Pretty please? Can you tell me where I am?
You sold lots of cocaine right up to the end! SAY HELLO TO MAH LITTLE FRIEND
Do you remember the night I held you so tight as we danced to the Weinerschitzel Waltz?

I believe the morning sun is always gonna shine again
Cats are fun and magical when you can't smell their poop!
Groovy.
What's this! What's this! There's color everywhere