Meme ganked from zionga

Put your MP3 player on shuffle, and write down the first line of the first twenty songs. Post the poem that results. The first line of the twenty-first is the title.

Limited to English, and sometimes I stretched the one-line limit. The sheer proportion of English songs I have that are relentlessly silly may have biased the meme toward awesome. I claim full responsibility.

( Tom Lehrer, yeah, Paul and Storm, sure, but I think it was the Evil Dead musical that made this one. )