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Started reading the Iliad this morning. Read straight through Book 1 and then immediately took a two-hour nap. This wasn't voluntary- I just put the book down, shut my eyes, and bam! Lunchtime.

My grandmother asked me to summarize Book 1 (this is standard for our version of smalltalk.) Apparently I have absorbed it all? I should get in the habit of reading and then napping.

Gonna go get my haaaair cut. Yaaaay haircut.

AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGG

How much effort does it TAKE??

I just spent the last twenty minutes following my grandmother around with a box of Band-Aids. What part of YOU ARE BLEEDING is not a high-priority statement?? How hard does she have to make putting on a fucking BAND-AID. AGH.

Also my haircut sucks. Great. Woo.