Notes from the crazyhouse
Apr. 14th, 2006 12:52 pm1. Skim milk is horrible. Awful, awful, an abomination unto mankind. Like milk-flavored water.
2. Drama of the day: PENS. Nobody has any pens and this is clearly because everybody has been STEALING THEM from everybody else. I find a box of a dozen and distribute. The reaction? "By tomorrow they'll be gone because SHE'LL STEAL THEM AGAIN." "She has seven of her own now. I promise she won't." "NO BY TOMORROW THEY'LL BE ALL GONE."
Over pens! PENS! My Easter present to this household is going to be three boxes.
Why yes, I AM up visiting my grandparents, is it obvious?
2. Drama of the day: PENS. Nobody has any pens and this is clearly because everybody has been STEALING THEM from everybody else. I find a box of a dozen and distribute. The reaction? "By tomorrow they'll be gone because SHE'LL STEAL THEM AGAIN." "She has seven of her own now. I promise she won't." "NO BY TOMORROW THEY'LL BE ALL GONE."
Over pens! PENS! My Easter present to this household is going to be three boxes.
Why yes, I AM up visiting my grandparents, is it obvious?