Wow.

The One Piece OVA is horrible. Shitty art, shitty voice acting, (everyone's different! and nobody's good.) no pacing, no design. No character. Was this even made by the same PEOPLE? Surely not. The worst anime filler ep was ten times better.

...Oh god, Zoro is voiced by the guy who did Koshi Rikudo in Excel Saga.

Nami is voiced by Winry, only apparently Winry-lady forgot how to act. Or possibly just didn't know how at the time, what with this being set back when the Straw Hat Pirates were three strong.

... ... the villain is Chiyo-chan's dadcat. D= No wonder I couldn't take him seriously. I mean, aside from his special powers being CRABCLAWS and TAFFY.

My god, even the ending theme is nasty. Ghhh. Nobody download this, mmk? I'll even take screens, just to dissuade you further.

( You have never seen One Piece this butt-ugly. )